Wednesday, January 28, 2009

"Change" - The New Battle Cry


To the minions at play in the streets and back alleys of America: Good tidings from the smokey shores of the River Styx. The recent political power shift among our prey is creating wonderful opportunities for all of us. It is like shooting fish in a bucket! You hardly need say a word to these easily manipulated souls or lift a wretched finger to send them into a wild frenzy of excitement.
What a wonderful thing Change is. Even if vague or ill defined, it is embraced by these simpletons as (dare I say it)...a godsend. Keep it up! Do not let them stop to think! Just like their manifold rush to embrace new technologies without stopping to count the cost, keep them wrapped up and onboard this bandwagon called CHANGE. Worry not that the horse is blind...just load the wagon!
I have found that these creatures taste the same whether sulking in deep depression or spinning in wild ecstasy. This new "leader" of theirs is opening up our prospects and ushering in a new age of devilish opportunity

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