I send this brief note out to the masses engaged in the "Great Deception" above. As your advocate here below it is my duty to inform you of your inadequate attempts above. For a great many decades now we have been successful in influencing our foe that they are "mere mortals", incapable of fathoming a deep understanding of one of the core elements of their creators nature, immortality. This shrewed and clever jest has so triumphantly suplanted the truth it has gone almost unnoticed as a threat. However, urgent attention is needed in shoring up this area of attack as more an more patients are reading the very words of God, shaking this former landslide offensive into a modern day Maginot Line. These pesky patients are coming to understand that they too are immortal and can influence their final destination. We simply must stop this trend from continuing. Pull out all the stops! Get them busy with other notions or confuse them with political manuverings. Your very best work may be required to turn this messy business around.
Your most excellent,
Screwtape
